I've used several online translators but I get something drastically different back from each of them. Could someone help me translate this short exchange into French?
Grandmother: "But what is wrong? Why are you here? Has something happened to my daughter?"
Grandson: "No. Mother's fine. But we're being watched back in England."
Grandmother: "Barbarians! Well, tell me what you need. And also, who is this girl?"
Grandson: "Don't worry. We're not eloping. She's no one."
Thank you so much!