Can someone translate a little Japanese text?

Good day, linguapheliacs! 

I've posted here in pursuit of this sort of help before, and graciously received it, and so I hope I can impose upon the good graces of this community once again.

I routinely take the tawdry straw of Japanese hentai mangas and spin it into the purest of comedy gold (naturally, that link is a little on the NSFW side, so click with caution). I'm JUST about finished my latest one, but there's a little text I would like to have ACTUALLY translated, so that in the credit page at the end, I can give the actual name of the author, the original name of the actual story, etc.

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Once again, any help rendered will be greatly appreciated.