I was able to decipher the following:
"Aahhh... Software License... 'By opening this package you agree you will not make copies or export to this bodignation(?) and you will submit the script searches in your home...'"
"Frankly, both of us would've been happier if you had just walked away..."
Obviously I didn't recognize the first sentence correctly. Could you possibly help me with it?
And a more stupid question: what is the jest of this joke here? Who is that woman and what is she going to do?