Thez kittehs r xclent langage tchrz. Theyz cutezThe newspaper also provided a standard English translation for those people born before 1970.
• funneh. Theyz nt skary, liek phones r.
U cnt tlk 2 thm whiel u r drivin either, wich is a gud thng.
Plus, theyz fluent in othr Web tlk dialextz, liek IM, which is wut phonerz speek, and leet, which is wut gamerz speek.
Aftr som online time with teh kittehs and the ersatzperts at Wikipedia, I nu I ws a noob among noobz.
I nu zip abt teh txt dialexts. I wld nvr be able 2 remembr the IM contracshuns.