Christian Velásquez Pañganiban (tisoi) wrote in linguaphiles,
Christian Velásquez Pañganiban
tisoi
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IM IN UR NOOZP4PR RITING 4RTIKLEZ

A columnist in our local paper decided to write a good chunk of her article using the same kind of language that those cheeseburger cats and h4x0rz use.

An excerpt:

Thez kittehs r xclent langage tchrz. Theyz cutez

• funneh. Theyz nt skary, liek phones r.

U cnt tlk 2 thm whiel u r drivin either, wich is a gud thng.

Plus, theyz fluent in othr Web tlk dialextz, liek IM, which is wut phonerz speek, and leet, which is wut gamerz speek.

Aftr som online time with teh kittehs and the ersatzperts at Wikipedia, I nu I ws a noob among noobz.

I nu zip abt teh txt dialexts. I wld nvr be able 2 remembr the IM contracshuns.
The newspaper also provided a standard English translation for those people born before 1970.
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