ADR (thien_long) wrote in linguaphiles,
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To: All Spanish Employees

Hi everyone.. this is a good test to learn SLANGS...enjoy..

Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our
Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such
behavior,in addition to violating firm practices, is highly
unprofessional,offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not
be tolerated. Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of
rules in our office and would expect them to be applied. It is
expected that All employees immediately adhere to these rules:

1- Words like coño, carajo and other such expressions will not be used
for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.

2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas.

3- You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or se cagó
en su madre if you see someone being reprimended. All forms and
derivatives of the word cagar are inappropriate in our environment.

4- Lack of determination will not be referred to as falta de cojones
or mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of initiative be
referred to as pendejo, mamao or comemierda.

5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be
referred to as hijo de puta, cabrón, or maricón.

6- When
a good proposal is presented, the term esta de pinga must not be used.

7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to
as pajas mentales.

8- Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, or se jodio if
somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must
not say que jodienda, or esto esta del coño when matters become
complicated in your line of work.

9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say vete
pa'l carajo, nor will you substitute: ¿què carajo quieres? for "may I
help you?"

10- When leaving the office, using the term me voy pa'l carajo is
not proper.

11- When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as "it broke
down", not se descojono, or se jodio la mierda está.

Last but not least, after reading this memomorandum, please refrain
from saying : "Me voy a limpiar el culo con este memo".
Just keep it clean and file properly.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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