This is meant to be a humorous/parody pop-up error message in a computer program. I'd like it to read:
"If you can read this, something has gone terribly wrong."
If possible, I'd like it to be in slightly broken Russian, with any mistakes the kind you might see from someone whose L1 is American English; if so, please explain the mistakes (just so I know what they are).
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