Ssomeone is trying to translate cartoon captions into English. Here is the cartoon and 2 versions of text. The translation should be moderately stupid (as cartoon captions go), possibly with a hint of being funny. Could you verify that is the case (or not)?
------VERSION 1------ (very close to the original non-English text)
PIC 1 А: Hey, when's the wedding? B: I don't know. We haven't kissed yet
PIC 2 A: How come?! B: To be honest, the girl's a bit out of my reach.
-------VERSION 2------(a bit different idea)
PICTURE ONE: A (the smart alec monkey): "Bet you haven't kissed that girl yet" - B (the timid monkey with flowers): "No, not yet."
PICTURE TWO: B (the timid one): "But how did you know?" A (the smart alec monkey): "She's out of your reach"
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